英语经典笑话101篇（第2版）

Naive Children童言稚语1．A Baby on the Way妈妈肚子里的小宝宝2．How Can I Get into Heaven?我怎样才能去天堂3．It's HisFault都是他的错4．Whose Dad's Best谁的老爸最棒5．Kids and Animals孩子和动物6．In a Doctor's Waiting Room在医生的候诊室7．Daughter's Prayer女儿的祷告School Jokes校园趣事1．Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?谁杀了林肯2．Napoleon Was Ill拿破仑病了3．I，You and She我、你、她4．A Talking Clock会说话的钟5．The Only One Who Could Answer只有他能回答出来6．Greek希腊语7．Student Recruitment招生8．Failing the Math Test数学考试不及格9．The Formula forWater水的分子式Family and Love家庭婚恋1．What I Want in a Man(I)我理想中的男人(一)2．What I Want in a Man(II)我理想中的男人(二)3．What I Wantin a Man(III)我理想中的男人(三)4．A Bride's Vision新娘的憧憬5．Mysterious Letters神秘的信6．A Horrible E-mail恐怖的电邮7．Men Dominated Their Women男人主宰他们的女人8．My Wife's Ex-boyfriend我妻子的前男友9．Sweep the Drive way刷马路10．A Touching Christmas Story一个感人的圣诞故事11．The Perfect Husband完美丈夫Food and Drinks饮食男女1．Me Too我也吐了2．Scene of the Accident车祸现场3．Peanuts花生仁4．Baked Beans烘焙豆5．A Useful Lesson有益的经验6．Crawl爬行7．Flies in the Beer啤酒里的苍蝇8．A Patient Mother耐心的母亲9．West Hill Farm西山农场Occupations and Business职场商务1．Bribery贿赂2．Ads分类广告3．I Am the Son ofthe Wounded伤者的儿子4．You VS YourBoss你和你的上司5．The Lawyer Keys His Promise遵守诺言的律师6．Three Contractors三个承包商7．War Tenant战争中的房客8．A Tag on Luggage行李上的标签9．Applying for a Job应聘，10．How to Recruit the Right People for the Right Job如何招聘合适的人到合适的岗位11．Resetting the Password重新设定密码Army and Police军警生活1．An Ashamed Soldier羞愧的士兵2．West Point西点军校3．APoliceman and a Thief警察和小偷4．Police and “Writer”警察和“作家”5．A Lucky Driver幸运的司机6．StoP or Slow Down停下还是减速7．Small Town Justice小镇审判Enl：ertainment and Spots文体看台1．Revenge报仇2．Bad Acting Has Its Benefits演技三流有好处3．Clarinet单簧管4．An Extremely Loyal Fan铁杆球迷5．Violin Lessons小提琴课Hospitals and Health医疗卫生1．WhO Is Nuts?谁疯了2．I Hung Him Up to Dry我把他吊起来晾干3．Somebody under the Bed床底下有人4．Did You Say Treatment，or Cure?只问方法，不问结果5．I’m That Tailor我就是那个裁缝6．Change改变7．Always Bring the Fingers记得带好手指8．TheFfidge冰箱9．ForgetAboutIt转身即忘10．Getting Forgetful健忘11．Mr．Quack庸医Celebrity Jokes名人幽默1．Who Was the First Man?谁是第一男人2．Who's on Vacation?是谁度假3．I’m Going to Let My Chauffeur Answer It让我的司机来回答这个问题4．Churchill and Bernard Shaw丘吉尔和萧伯纳5．Mussolini's Chauffeur墨索里尼的司机6．Two Black Eyes for a Favor热心肠得来的两只熊猫眼Stupid Speech愚人疯话1．Going to the Sun during the Night夜间到太阳上去2．Why Do You Never Phone Me?你怎么从不给我打电话3．An Alarm Clock闹钟4．Cat-hating Man讨厌猫的男子5．The Light is Better Here这儿光线更好6．The Front Half头等舱7．Microwave微波炉8．Not Stupid我们又不是傻瓜9．Mirror镜子10．Blonde's Alligator Shoes金发女郎的鳄鱼皮鞋Money Jokes钱这东西1．Mistake失误2．It's Not aGun不是枪3．Price ofLife生命之价4．MoneyRefunded退款5．$8 Bill 8美元钞票6．Trouble纠结7．Obituary讣告8．Material Damage物质损失9．A Professional Gambler职业赌徒Animal world动物世界1．A Horse in Pursuit of Equity追求公平的马2．A Dead Kitty一只死猫3．The Only Bear独一无二的熊4．A Cat Seller卖猫的人5．Catch Up on His Sleep补觉6．The Amazing Pet神奇的宠物Further Readings：Funny Chinglish中式英语笑料多